yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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