"it" just moved
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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