So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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