I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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In America we eat man semen.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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