Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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