the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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