This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize