Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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