Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize