i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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