did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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