don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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