Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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