just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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