what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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