Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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