I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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