did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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