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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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