I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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