Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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