Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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