i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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