cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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