We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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