I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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