There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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