Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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