TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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