Please, let me fuck your mom
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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