He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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