Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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