Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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