So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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