belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
one might say we're banned from that church
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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