the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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