true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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