Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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