At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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