my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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