TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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