I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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