But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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