no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think my moral compass just broke
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