between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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