yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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