I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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