We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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