I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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