don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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